Shiny happy !@#$%!@#%

Shiny happy mutha !@#$ers

so here i am, a month after my last post…i decided to write something again.

so i’m at the hashimiyyah university a couple of weeks ago for something called “7ayati a7la” which is a health awareness campaign aimed towards a healthier life style and happier people. first off, i bet you that most of these lufly people will die of a heart attack.

let’s play a game, remember “ib7ath 3an fudooli” ? this time, i want you to find the shiny happy mutha -shut your mouth- ! good luck with that! i couldn’t find him! or her for that matter.

ladies and gents, smiling for no reason is not a sign of weakness or being stupid. it should be your natural state. and if you’re looking to look scary and frightening, try this. look happy all the time, and then for no reason, get pissed off for no reason. this way you’ll accomplish the whole i’m scary thing and at the same time the “OMG HE’S CRAZY!” look as well!

there you go! you’re set for life!

if you’re interested in seeing a demonstration, give me a call, or just look below here and you’ll find a smile.

Essence

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~ by Mazz on 27 May, 2007.

10 Responses to “Shiny happy !@#$%!@#%”

  1. been trying this technique for years. good stuff! it really does work, you can see the fear in their eyes hehehe(evil laugh)

  2. beware the wrath of jazz

  3. Somebody should assure Jordanians that smiling is tax-free!

    Also, it makes one more agreeable to people.

  4. Let me recall an experiment i once did in amman. I was adamant that i was going to get a smile, so walking down jordaian uni road i kept on smiling at every single human being. i counted approximately 50 ppl. NOT ONE SMILE PPL! Not a single one and not only did i not get a single smile but i got “the look”, scowering glances from ppl as if i was about to steal something from them and ppl just staring at me with a perplexed look on their face. Therefore there was only 1 thing left to do is leave these unhappy ppl to their own fates and keep on smiling 🙂

  5. Let me recall an experiment i once did in amman. I was adamant that i was going to get a smile, so walking down jordaian uni road i kept on smiling at every single human being. i counted approximately 50 ppl. NOT ONE SMILE PPL! Not a single one and not only did i not get a single smile but i got “the look”, scowering glances from ppl as if i was about to steal something from them and ppl just staring at me with a perplexed look on their face. Therefore there was only 1 thing left to do is leave these unhappy ppl to their own fates and keep on smiling 🙂

  6. wups pressed the submit button twice in my button pressing moment to get a message across!

  7. sounds about right

  8. WOW!!! NOt a single smile… mosh ma32oool

  9. yep, like shaden said! smiling is tax free people! get a grip on it will ya?

  10. welcome to Jordan ” Youth people ” like this what about the rest ..

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